Girl confessions

 Here is a fun exercise for all that know me; guess who the people are in the following paragraph. Details have been changed, except where they haven’t been.

 I got interested in Girl A. I was shy, though, so I didn’t approach her straight away. In the meantime, Girl B became interested in me, but I did not reciprocate. I also met Girl C. There was a mutual attraction, but I was cautious. Eventually I approached Girl A and got knocked back. Girl B asked me out, with no success. Girl D showed interest, but after I didn’t show any in return, she gave up. I then started to notice Girl E, but to no avail. Girl F was flirting with me but I was clueless. Girl G asked me out, but I turned her down. I then asked out Girl F, but it was too late. I had lost contact with Girl C by this stage. After this, I met Girl H, who flirted with me. This time, I was not clueless, but I didn’t respond. I asked out Girl E. She refused. I then found that Girl J liked me, but she wasn’t my type. I lost contact with Girl H. I tried Girl E again, without success. I met Girl K, but she wasn’t interested in anyone. Girl H reappeared, and was flirting with me again. This time, I gave her serious consideration, but I was also interested in Girl L. When it became clear that Girl L would not come to the party, I lost interest.

I am now happily single.