Five word coffee shop reviews #3 - Son of five word coffee shop reviews

I’ve also put em into their own page so they can be found once the original post disappears from the front page. I’ll sort by suburb before it becomes too unmanageable.

I’ve noticed that people have been coming here from Google looking for cafes, either by searching for the cafe name or the suburb name. Interesting. Perhaps at some point I’ll have so much influence that I’ll get calls from cafe owners offering me free coffee, or begging me to change my review. Perhaps Werribee Plaza centre management will declare a fatwa on me. Or perhaps not.

Readings, Bay St, Port Melbourne
Melbourne’s best bookshop/café combo

Café Blah Blah, Main St Mordialloc, also Charman Rd Cheltenham
Adequate coffee, very good food

La Strada Café, cnr William & LaTrobe streets, Melbourne
Was once good, no longer

Jody Mac Café, Southland Shopping Centre
Coffee ain’t bad, Danish coffee?

Moccha Jo’s, Kingsway, Glen Waverley
Nice. My Glen Waverley fave

Airstream, cinema complex, Glen Waverley
This is also quite good

Café Fiori, Parkmore Shopping Centre, Keysborough
Average coffee (best in Parkmore)

Every coffee shop at Werribee Plaza
A coffee wasteland, go elsewhere

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Mate I seriously hope you get those offers from Cafes. It shows the power you wield. It will be interesting to see if you can be corrupted by free Lattes!

I wonder how defamation and libel laws affect this? :)

I’d only accept free coffee as a bribe if the coffee was good; so the cafe concerned would deserve a good review anyway.
Although I may well be corruptible if you see reviews as below:
Corruption Cafe, Hall Rd Carrum Downs
WOW! The best, like, ever!
McCrap Cafe, Hall Rd Carrum Downs
Makes me pine for Corruption
Seedy Outer Suburban (SOS) Cafe, Hall Rd Carrum Downs
Blecch. Go for Corruption instead
The Downs Cafe, Hall Rd Carrum Downs
“Downs” is about right. Corruption!!