Comments on: Western Australia doesn’t exist

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:10:31 +0000

It’s ludicrous to claim that a state of such size exists, this is true. However, this raises many other questions for me. Does Victoria exist? Does this ‘z’ key on my keyboard exist? I shall stay tuned for future insights into this crazy, mixed up world.

By: markk

markk — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:57:46 +0000

No, thank you for revealing the truth about the so-called state of Western Australia.

By: Frogbert

Frogbert — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:42:59 +0000

Thank you for your support… and for not blatantly ripping off my tirade as your own.

By: markk

markk — Sun, 20 May 2007 09:32:53 +0000

What you thought was Western Australia was either the Northern Territory or South Australia, and the nice beaches are simply located on the western coastline of those states.

Which, if you look at a map (a TRUE map, it goes without saying) form the longest stretch of completely straight coastline in the world.

By: ob

ob — Sun, 20 May 2007 09:22:40 +0000

I have been there. Many times. The swans are black. The air is hot. Beaches are nice. Football players are on drugs. It is very hard to leave.

Nope - it exists. But, I have been having doubts about the Northern Territory…

By: Jonk

Jonk — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:32:13 +0000

They can’t be hurting anyone.. they don’t exist!!

By: Pete Aldin

Pete Aldin — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:06:45 +0000

Jon raises a good point … except that he’s your Dad and has presumably met you before …unless YOU are masquerading as Jon Newton to convince the rest of us that you are real … now I’m confused … no wait, think about it… JON NEWTON - you picked the name of a famous hymn writer, obsucre but catchy enough to sound real.

Now I know what’s going on. You are trying to undermine our good faith in WA ( yes, I admit it’s faith, seeing as my only evidence of its existence is Kim Beasely’s claim to come from there - but he’s a politician and could be lying) -

leave Western Australia alone! They’re not hurting anyone.

[deep breath] ahhhh, I feel better now, Markk … or whoever you are….

By: jon newton

jon newton — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:21:26 +0000

Perhaps you also do not exist, Markk, but are just a conspiracy invented by your supposed parents or someone else trying to annoy the world!

By: bloggingdog

bloggingdog — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:05:53 +0000

Please everyone, this is serious. Deception on such a scale is no laughing matter.

Thank you, Markk, for bringing this to our attention.

By: saa

saa — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 13:58:08 +0000

interesting post, thanks!