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It’s a miracle! (Komodo dragon gives birth to Tom Cruise)

January 30, 2007 in Nutbar, Science, Humour by markk

In perhaps only the second recorded instance of immaculate conception in history, a virgin komodo dragon has given birth to no less than five children. So which one is the messiah? Tom Cruise is an early candidate. This blog will notify you of any further developments.

SCIENCE EDUCATION UPDATE: If you’re wondering how that’s even possible, this primer on ubiquitination makes it perfectly clear. Suitable for ages five and up.

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January 30, 2007 at 10:12 pm

saa

I believe in evolution in this sense that first human beings have no mom and dad, atleast these kids have mom :-)

January 31, 2007 at 6:41 am

Pete of the Aldins

Tom Cruse is not the Messiah - he’s a very naughty boy.

January 31, 2007 at 7:00 am

Pete of the Aldins

Oh, and the article on Cruse was interesting. While I agree with L Ron Hubbard that humans bear the traces of an ancient alien civilisation (ie., were created in the image of God), I think the Monty Python quote above still stands.

February 1, 2007 at 11:17 am

Guido Nutsopoulos

” I am a golden god” Russell Hammond - Almost Famous

February 1, 2007 at 11:24 pm

Aswen Radvan

Tom Cruise is not a naughty boy he is a scientologist which makes him evil - Notice how he manipulates people with his charm.
Tom Cruise - the work of the devil himself!

February 2, 2007 at 11:30 am

Markk

Is Tom Cruise the Christ - or the Antichrist?

February 3, 2007 at 12:53 am

Aswen Radvan

I don’t know what he is, but he needs to be stopped… At all costs! You do the research on who his friends are. He has befriended some pretty powerful people. I wonder what he is upto? World domination??

February 5, 2007 at 3:59 am

Markk

He probably has 100 of them. Just one wouldn’t be evil enough.

February 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm

Pete Aldin

By all means, STOP TOM CRUISE!!!! … Er, from what exactly??