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	<title>Comments on: Laughter and romantic false starts</title>
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	<description>Yours might not be.</description>
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		<title>By: Is coffee a date? &#171; My Opinions Are Important</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-517</link>
		<author>Is coffee a date? &#171; My Opinions Are Important</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] MORE?: The morbidly curious can read more about my love life at Laughter and romantic false starts and Girl [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] MORE?: The morbidly curious can read more about my love life at Laughter and romantic false starts and Girl [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: SaRz</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-516</link>
		<author>SaRz</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-516</guid>
		<description>lol u suck :p</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol u suck :p</p>
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		<title>By: Markk</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-509</link>
		<author>Markk</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yup, it's a fairy tale alright.

"burped, swore, and farted all the time" - so she lives in Cranbourne, then</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup, it&#8217;s a fairy tale alright.</p>
<p>&#8220;burped, swore, and farted all the time&#8221; - so she lives in Cranbourne, then</p>
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		<title>By: SaRz</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-510</link>
		<author>SaRz</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-510</guid>
		<description>here i shall insert a forward that was sent to me in an email titled 'the shortest fairytale in the world:'

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl 
said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had 
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get 
fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all 
the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched 
sports, never wore freakin lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had 
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in 
sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time. 

 THE END.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>here i shall insert a forward that was sent to me in an email titled &#8216;the shortest fairytale in the world:&#8217;</p>
<p>The World&#8217;s Shortest Fairy Tale&#8230;</p>
<p>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl &#8220;Will you marry me?&#8221; The girl<br />
said, &#8220;NO!&#8221; And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,</p>
<p>dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had<br />
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn&#8217;t get<br />
fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn&#8217;t save money, and had all<br />
the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched<br />
sports, never wore freakin lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had<br />
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in<br />
sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time. </p>
<p> THE END.</p>
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		<title>By: Markk</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-515</link>
		<author>Markk</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-515</guid>
		<description>J Dogg - That may well have worked, but ah well.

Tim - Instant romance eh. Is that anything like instant coffee? I want percolated instead. Mmm, percolation ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J Dogg - That may well have worked, but ah well.</p>
<p>Tim - Instant romance eh. Is that anything like instant coffee? I want percolated instead. Mmm, percolation &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Markk</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-514</link>
		<author>Markk</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-514</guid>
		<description>Pete I think you've hit the nail on the head there.

My experience has given sister Sarah an idea of how to deal with Boy Z who is interested in her (but she isn't of course) - say yes to put him off.

Of course, a better idea is to show excessive interest - "We need to get together and get married and have innumerable children NOW!" That'll scare anyone away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pete I think you&#8217;ve hit the nail on the head there.</p>
<p>My experience has given sister Sarah an idea of how to deal with Boy Z who is interested in her (but she isn&#8217;t of course) - say yes to put him off.</p>
<p>Of course, a better idea is to show excessive interest - &#8220;We need to get together and get married and have innumerable children NOW!&#8221; That&#8217;ll scare anyone away.</p>
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		<title>By: J Dogg</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-513</link>
		<author>J Dogg</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-513</guid>
		<description>U should have went in for the kill earlier m8 lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>U should have went in for the kill earlier m8 lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Guido Nutsopoulos</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-512</link>
		<author>Guido Nutsopoulos</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-512</guid>
		<description>or just bat from the other side</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>or just bat from the other side</p>
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		<title>By: Pete</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-511</link>
		<author>Pete</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-511</guid>
		<description>There's another way this works.

1. Girl X is not in the least interested in Boy Y
2. Boy Y becomes interested in Girl X and asks her out.
3. Girl X responds with an emphatic NO!
4. Boy Y asks his female friends what he should do.  
5. Boy Y's female freinds all agree that with a girl, NO means NO - "Girl X is just not into you."
6. Boy Y notices Girl Z several months now and asks her out.
7. Girl Z also responds with a no. 
8. Boy Y gives up.
9. Girl Z spends nights staring at her mobile phone wondering why Boy Y doesn't persist. Doesn't he know that women want to be pursued?
10. After a few weeks, Girl Z tells Boy Y he is an imbecile (for no discernible reason as far as he can tell)
11. Boy Y decides to become a Catholic Priest (ie., celibate).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s another way this works.</p>
<p>1. Girl X is not in the least interested in Boy Y<br />
2. Boy Y becomes interested in Girl X and asks her out.<br />
3. Girl X responds with an emphatic NO!<br />
4. Boy Y asks his female friends what he should do.<br />
5. Boy Y&#8217;s female freinds all agree that with a girl, NO means NO - &#8220;Girl X is just not into you.&#8221;<br />
6. Boy Y notices Girl Z several months now and asks her out.<br />
7. Girl Z also responds with a no.<br />
8. Boy Y gives up.<br />
9. Girl Z spends nights staring at her mobile phone wondering why Boy Y doesn&#8217;t persist. Doesn&#8217;t he know that women want to be pursued?<br />
10. After a few weeks, Girl Z tells Boy Y he is an imbecile (for no discernible reason as far as he can tell)<br />
11. Boy Y decides to become a Catholic Priest (ie., celibate).</p>
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		<title>By: Guido Nutsopoulos</title>
		<link>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-508</link>
		<author>Guido Nutsopoulos</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://myopinionsareimportant.com/2007/02/20/laughter-and-romantic-false-starts/#comment-508</guid>
		<description>To tell you the truth i had a similar experience.  
This girl called Kelly Kopowski from saved by the bell.  
I was interested in her, she wasnt interested in me
eventually i gave up.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To tell you the truth i had a similar experience.<br />
This girl called Kelly Kopowski from saved by the bell.<br />
I was interested in her, she wasnt interested in me<br />
eventually i gave up&#8230;..</p>
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