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“I like cheese”

February 23, 2007 in Nutbar, Romance, Family & Friends, Humour by markk

A few posts ago I commented on some misadventures in my love life. I have now realised where I went wrong. My brother Matthew (of Save The Mexican Wave fame) posted some romance advice on his blog a while back. Here’s the first point:

Tip #1.

Look a women deep in the eyes.. smile.. and say (in your smoothest, most silkiest voice) :

”I like cheese.”

That’s a guarantee for a kiss within 5 minutes. Try it out lads and get back to me.

You may be thinking, “That could be a good idea, but I’m not sure it would actually work”. Oh ye of little faith. Turns out cheese has some special qualities.

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