The day God would rather forget

Genesis 1 is a very interesting part of the Bible; the account of Creation, it is highly structured and artistic. God pronounces everything he does as “good” or “very good”. So God creates light on day one and sees that it is good, cos light is teh r0X0rs. (He then separated the light from the darkness, so before that they were mixed together, which is odd if you ask me.) Then on day three God creates vegetation, and that is pretty impressive too. (If you don’t agree, make something better.)

And so on for every day of creation – except for Day 2. What was wrong with Day 2? On Day 2 God created the sky. I can’t see anything wrong with the sky, but then again, I’m not a theologian.

Possible reasons why God had an off day:

1. He was blinded by the light He created the previous day, so He couldn’t see what He was doing.
2. Now that he had created an empty space, He had to fill it. (Birds are an afterthought and God doesn’t like them, especially pelicans.)
3. He had “Creator’s block” or similar.
4. The angels were antsy about the creation of light and didn’t feel God was giving them enough attention.
5. Separating the light from the darkness had given Satan somewhere to hide, which was somewhat distracting.