I had taken my roommate’s wet washing out of the washing machine and put it in the laundry basket. Shortly afterwards:
“You know those underpants of yours that you left in the laundry basket? They stunk out my washing!”
“Those aren’t my underpants. They must be yours.”
“They aren’t mine.”
“My parents were down recently. Maybe they’re my dad’s.”
“No, these have been there for weeks. Sure they’re not yours?”
“Definitely not.”
“I put my washing out on the line and it all stunk!”
“You probably just left the washing for too long before you put it out to dry.”
“No, it wasn’t that type of smell.”
I got myself a paper towel, picked up the underpants and took a cautious sniff.
“They have JAC written on them. Sure they’re not yours?”
“I’m sure!”
“They don’t even smell.”
“Get them wet, then they’ll smell!”
“My parents were down here a few months ago as well. They probably left them here then.”
“That’d be right.”
Thus the mystery was solved. The offending underpants belonged to my dad. They will be isolated and burned.






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March 20, 2007 at 7:14 am
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March 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Pete Aldin
Why are you telling us this? Now I just feel really really ill.
March 2, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Aswen Radvan
Skidmarks?
March 5, 2007 at 8:35 am
Markk
So far as I could tell, they were completely clean.
March 5, 2007 at 9:26 am
Pete Aldin
So far as you could tell? How closely did you inspect them? …
You know what? I don’t want to know. This is very disturbing.
March 5, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Gautam
Dude…..your strange…..!!
March 5, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Guido Nutsopoulos
Thats just queer
March 5, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Guido Nutsopoulos
Thats just like taking a dump and then smelling your fingers afer wiping. eeeeeeeewwwwwwww. But i guess they have special clubs for that kinda stuff
March 6, 2007 at 10:31 am
Markk
I’m waiting for my dad to comment here …
March 6, 2007 at 10:33 am
Markk
They *were* completely clean. I inspected thoroughly. Not sure what my roommate was on about.
If I get the Ebola virus you guys will be the first to know.
March 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm
SaRz
oh my…
that is rather disturbing
particularly when its about someone that was once your teacher…
March 6, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Guido Nutsopoulos
is that they were completely clean until u wore them?????
March 6, 2007 at 11:58 pm
FidelCastro Doddlebottom
Did you put them on your head??
March 7, 2007 at 12:00 am
FidelCastro Doddlebottom
Did your cat like the smell of them?
March 7, 2007 at 2:11 am
Guido Nutsopoulos
were they the banana hammock type undies?
March 7, 2007 at 9:49 am
Markk
They were big, grey briefs with JAC written on them.
March 7, 2007 at 10:36 am
Markk
REALLY big, grey briefs.