Blog clearance sale

Featuring loads of stuff I’ve been meaning to link to, but never have.

ADVICE YOU OUGHT TO FOLLOW: Drinking seawater or moronic acid is a bad idea.

DUDE: Types of sharks that sound like heavy metal band names.

300 < 666: The movie 300 is actually about creation vs. evolution, says atheist blogger PZ Myers.

IT’S 1984 ALL OVER AGAIN: There are 28 CCTV cameras within 200 yards of George Orwell’s house.

I’LL PASS: The world’s ugliest clothes are also the most expensive.

HO HO HO: Khrushchev sends a Christmas letter.

THE DESTROYINATOR: Don’t throw pearls before swine, or mobile phones before parrots.

WHY DID THE CAT CATCH THE BUS?: To get some fish and chips.