Australians, be proud of your achievements! First we hoodwink Oprah Winfrey with The Secret, now we’ve done it again with Dunstan Baby Language!
We’re swindling the world, and if that isn’t enough to make you patriotic, nothing will.
ADVICE UPDATE: If you are struggling with your studies, hypnotize your teacher.
MAN, CHIMP-MAN OR JUST PLAIN CHIMP?: It’s not obvious. Nor is it obvious why a turtle needs a MySpace page.
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April 20, 2007 at 9:23 pm
themolk
Ahhh Markk, you’ve hit on it. Let’s market an idea at some of the most vulnerable people in the world (sleep-deprived parents), give them less than an hour of content (of which only 35 minutes is the actual program/system), spread it across two DVD’s and make a packet!
Yup - in a moment of weakness I purchased it for us, and while I am sure it *could* help, we pretty much saw it all on the Channel 9 Ray Martin special which we taped as well… so… anyone want to buy our copy of Dunstan Baby Language - only used once, still with original packaging…?
April 20, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Markk
Eh. Sorry to hear that you, neh, wasted your money, but, eairh, I hope you still, heh, got a laugh or two out of it. Owh.
April 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Audrey Byrnes
I bought the DVD and it worked for us. I find it funny that themolk is only annoyed that he paid for it after he got it “free” on Ray Martin. We found the DVD helpful and the 5 words did appear in our babies cries and once we acted on them it worked every time. When you have had a baby crying for hours you get frazzled. This helped us immensely. I think you need to open your mind a little. I don’t know if you have kids or not, but trust me as a new mum this was worth every penny.
April 22, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Mat
Yeh I’d give it a go if I was a parent, it’d be worth it even if you only got 10% of your sleep back
April 22, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Pete Aldin
Someone told me in the iddle of the night you can’t tell the difference between eairh & Owh especially when they’re screamed at 130 dB.
April 22, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Markk
Eairh and Owh screamed at 130dB? Sounds like some quality heavy metal there.
April 23, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Pete Aldin
Baby metal. Scream metal. Same thing.
April 24, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Markk
Good point. Now, has baby screaming ever been sampled for a metal or industrial, or hardcore techno track?
I’ll bet anything it has. I can smell an upcoming post on the subject …