Unbelievably Ridiculous Products Department presents Caffeinated Soap. Yes, that’s right, caffeinated soap. The caffeine is absorbed through your skin as you shower, delivering the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee per use. Also available as caffeinated body wash.
So for those of you who have trouble getting up in the morning and find yourself dawdling in the shower (that’s you, Tim), perhaps rubbing caffeinated soap over every part of your body is the pick-me-up that you need.
I’d love this before morning shift.
(First spotted at a roll of the dice. More detail at Retrospectacle, which also discusses the effects of caffeine on spiders.)
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April 25, 2007 at 6:27 pm
jason
“yeh, thanks, now i know other than drinking like a fish, thru IV, I can also take the dose thru my skin. very useful info man” (quoted from Jason’s friend Jean)
April 26, 2007 at 5:30 am
Markk
Very useful, but at $US14.99 for three bars, plus $US22.70 for shipping to Australia, not cheap. Works out to $45.24 Australian.
My birthday is in July. How about it?
April 26, 2007 at 8:57 am
themolk
The critical question… how does it compare to a 60c cappuccino?
April 26, 2007 at 9:17 am
Markk
Depends on whether we are drinking the cappuccinos or rubbing them into our skin
I’m curious as to why this soap works, when presumably taking a bath in coffee would not. Or would it? Anyone want to give it a try?
April 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
SaRz
lol thats nuts!
i just went through all ur blogs at blogspot and found this link:
http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf
that was just…disturbing…
April 28, 2007 at 6:01 am
Markk
Ah, memories! Haven’t seen that one in ages!
All those old posts were imported into this blog by the way