I’m sure I’m not the only one who finds this funny:
He looks like the Rex-Kwan-Do guy from Napoleon Dynamite, doesn’t he?
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LIFE IMITATING ART: Trying to smuggle 700 snakes onto a plane can get you into trouble, apparently. If you were thinking about doing that, don’t.
What movies would you like to see come true in real life? My choice would be Galaxy Quest.
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May 29, 2007 at 9:39 am
Pete Aldin
Funniest piece of idiocy outside of any George W Bush speech…
May 29, 2007 at 10:18 am
markk
Or any Borat speech.
“We support your war of terror” was the best line ever.
But you’ve just given me an idea for another post.
May 29, 2007 at 10:36 am
themolk
That’s great - but I’ll be the Morans are a little bit upset about it…
May 29, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Benjamin
Movies I would love to see come to life? Well, ‘The Matrix’ could be fun, but not the ‘death and destruction’ and part. Just the ‘being able to fly and control the universe around me’ part. I would also love for ‘Back To The Future 2′ to be real. I’ve wanted a hoverboard ever since I saw that film as a kid and I still don’t see them for sale. Where’s my hoverboard dammit!?!?
May 29, 2007 at 3:00 pm
alastair
Whats a moran?
May 29, 2007 at 6:07 pm
website copywriter
The guy could’ve been speech-impaired and was probably trying to get his message across the street to a guy (or girl) named Morans, who knows. Speaking of which, I would love to see the movie Anchorman come to life. Always wanted a Ron Burgundy in my neighborhood.
May 29, 2007 at 7:33 pm
markk
It’s “morons” misspelled.
I do love a hoverboard. Or I would, if they existed.
The Morans thing occurred to me also; I mean, you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed to be involved in crime syndicates, can you?
May 30, 2007 at 12:21 am
Robert Hruzek
My vote would be for “It’s a Wonderful Life”, but then again, that’s already real life.
May 30, 2007 at 5:00 am
markk
So It’s A Wonderful Life is a reality show then
The Matrix would be cool apart from the violence, the whole world being controlled by machines, only one human city left, having to eat gruel and having a plug in the back of your head. Apart from all that, it would be awesome.
I haven’t seen Anchorman, but that does sound vaguely cool.
May 30, 2007 at 12:02 pm
themolk
Anchorman is hilarious… a MUST watch, Markk…
May 30, 2007 at 12:10 pm
markk
It’ll be added to the list of good movies I haven’t seen yet; which, by the way, is a *very* long list …
May 31, 2007 at 3:50 am
website copywriter
Oh Anchorman is pee-in-your-pants funny. You might want to move it up that list a little, Markk.
My favorite scene was when the guys sing “afternoon delight” in Ron’s office –you could go check that out on YouTube for now.
May 31, 2007 at 5:40 am
markk
“Anchorman is pee-in-your-pants funny.”
Better not watch it then. Could get embarrassing.
June 3, 2007 at 2:22 am
Angie
That’s just perfectly, stunningly funny. The irony is almost too much for my little brain.
June 6, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Timsta
When I saw this post, it totally cracked me up because its soo true! That movie portrayed so much about the typical ‘hick’ American. Definitely a classic!
June 6, 2007 at 9:01 pm
markk
Come on Tim. I’m sure that not all Americans are like that. The ones that read this blog, for example, are extremely intelligent.
However there are approximately 300 million sepos* who don’t read this blog, and I’m not so sure about them …
*Sepo being short for septic tank**, which is rhyming slang for Yank, which is slang for American of course. Three levels of slang! Gotta love that.
**In relating this slang to an international audience*** I should make it perfectly clear that I am not trying to insult all Americans by using it.
***We’ll deal with the pretentiousness of referring to a small blog readership as an ‘international audience’ some other time.