Carbon Debits - killing trees so you don’t have to

Carbon Credit Killers are an outfit that offer carbon debits. You pay them, they cut down a tree. Commemorative T-shirts available also.

After the tree has been felled, they send an email to Al Gore to tell them a carbon credit has been debited. From the site:

We are on a mission to take away every one of Al Gore’s meaningless carbon credits by simply providing carbon debits. Help us make this dream a reality by purchasing one of the packages below. Don’t let Al Gore assuage his guilt with meaningless penance, heap it back on with carbon debits – every one of which we will let him know about.

So if you think carbon credits are bunk, or you simply hate trees, Carbon Credit Killers have the service for you!