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Beware the android children

June 24, 2007 in Things that are coming to KILL US ALL!!!!, Nutbar by markk

Says me and Ironic1. Why? Because the android children are Zogg, and Zogg plans to exterminate us all.

Thankfully a brave soul has leaked a copy of the book of Zogg to alert us all to the Truth. Thus, in full colour, we learn the following:

And this:

If you see children doing un-childlike things such as staring into space or drinking coffee, beware! They could well be Zogg.

If anyone out there has spotted any Zogglings, let us know.

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June 24, 2007 at 1:03 pm

SaRz

I dont know…but I have this book!

June 25, 2007 at 5:35 am

ironic1

Thanks for the link and appreciating how truly insidious (insipid?) this danger is. I’m enjoying reading through your blog. You may be nearly as sick and twisted as I am.

June 25, 2007 at 3:54 pm

SaRz

ironic1, he is. i can certainly vouch for that :p

June 25, 2007 at 4:01 pm

markk

SaRz has this book? Hey everyone, SaRz is Zogg! Or a part of Zogg. (Zoggspawn? Zoggling? I prefer Zoggspawn myself.)

If you see SaRz in the street, you know what to do.

ironic1, I’ll take that as a compliment.