Rage against the towers

Are you angry about something? Take a moment and think about it. What is it that you are angry about? What weapon do you have that you would like to use against whatever you are angry about?

Once you have picked your pet peeve and your weapon, you have enough to complete the following sentence:

I’m so angry about __________, I feel I ought to dig out the __________ and beat the living snot out of them.

Hopefully “them” will refer to things rather than people.

What was your pet peeve? And what was your weapon of choice?

If the pet peeve is mobile phone towers, and your weapon of choice is a tank, you aren’t the only one.