Cat transportation during terrorist attacks

Imagine the following scenario: You are minding your own business in the middle of a large city, when all of a sudden a terrorist attack takes place. What is the first thing you think of?

It is, of course, “What is the most appropriate mode of transportation for my cat in these circumstances?”

What? It isn’t? Why do you hate animals?

For those of us that don’t hate animals, a roll of the dice has an extended discussion on whether or not you should carry a cat in a pillow case during a terrorist attack, as advised by the NSW Government.

See also The cat’s out of the Go Bag at NineMSN for more information on this very important subject.

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Nutbar indeed. Leave the damn cat behind!

Leave it behind? A perfectly good shield?

Assuming you didn’t have the foresight to wear a bullet-proof vest, a cat could be the next best thing.

Ahhhh, now I understand you wise sensei! I shall buy TWO cats!

(One for the car and one for the house)

Even better: two cats strapped to the chest, both of which are wearing bullet proof vests. This will give two full layers of protection.

Thought you’d appreciate that :P